jarofhumor

partyintheurl:

whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?

(via churrosband)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay, via sometimelow)

poopflow:

what would jesus do?

not u lmao

(via snackpac)

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

(Source: kyan-pepper, via notlandshark)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via rneerkat)

(Source: lesbooty, via chickenmcnope)

high-blogging:

my new comeback

(via notlandshark)

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

(via nyotahura)

(Source: rooneymara, via timomundson)